I Hate It Here, See You Tomorrow

It's Bean Dad's world and we will never leave

This morning I awoke in Bean Dad’s America. Like most West Coast dwellers who enjoy sleeping in, I usually catch big Internet Events mid-cycle. They spend a few hours percolating through the rest of the country while I unknowingly sleep away my last moments of living in a world free of whatever dumb thing has transpired.

You know who Bean Dad is, even …